Wiggle Your Ears

It helps if you concentrate.

Calm yourself.

Stare.

Fix your mind.

Grip your chair.

 

Are you ready?

Go!

 

Twiddle 'em!

Fiddle 'em!

Flail 'em with flair!

 

Did they jiggle?

A little?

No?

Don't despair.

If your ears won't wiggle—

try wriggling your hair!

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