Random poem

More than a storey high and twice that long,

it looks igneous, the Buhler Versatile 2360,

possessed of the ecology of some hellacious

minor island on which options

are now standard. Cresting the sections

in a corona part dirt, part heat, it appears

risen full-blown from our deeper needs,

aspirating its turbo-cooled air, articulated

and fully compatible. What used to take a week

it does in a day on approximately

a half-mile to the gallon. It cost one hundred

fifty grand. We hope to own it outright by 2017.

Few things wrought by human hands

are more sublime than the Buhler Versatile 2360.

 

Across the road, a crew erects the floodlit

derricks of a Texan outfit whose presumptions

are consistently vindicated.

The ancient sea bed will be fractured to 1000 feet

by pressuring through a pipe literal tons

of a fluid — the constituents of which

are best left out of this —

to tap the sweet gas where it lies like the side

our bread is buttered on. The earth shakes

terribly then, dear Houston, dear parent

corporation, with its re-broken dead and freshly

killed, the air concussive, cardiac, irregular.

It silences the arguments of every living thing

and our minds in that time are not entirely elsewhere.

 

But I was speaking of the Buhler Versatile 2360

Phase D! And how well recognized it is

among the classics: Wagner,

Steiger, International Harvester, John Deere, Case,

Minneapolis-Moline, Oliver, White, Allis-Chalmers,

Massey Ferguson, Ford, Rite, Rome.

One could say it manifests fate, forged

like a pearl around the grit of centuries. That,

in a sense, it’s always been with us,

the diesel smell of a foregone conclusion.

In times of doubt, we cast our eyes

upon the Buhler Versatile 2360

and are comforted. And when it breaks down, or thinks

itself in gear and won’t, for our own good, start,

it takes a guy out from the city at 60 bucks an hour

plus travel and parts, to fix it.

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